Many consider the Hand Job (HJ) a lost art form– an uncherished relic from Sophomore year of High School. When a BJ seems too ambitious, you give dry-handed tug. The hand job is half-assed because people don’t put their hearts into it, and don’t use nearly enough lube…Read More» Posted by Kelsi | 3 comments
I never used to prioritize my own pleasure during sex. Of course there were those few gods of oral sex who knew exactly how to flick their tongue to make me come. But mostly I was having mediocre sex without any clitoral stimulation. I never expected to orgasm because my main concern was getting him off.
But then I got a vibrator. I went to Good Vibrations, a sex positive store that celebrates female pleasure.Read More» Posted by Kelsi | 0 comments
Our grandparents and even many of our parents married young because of financial necessity. Women needed men to leave their home and begin their adult lives. Finding love was a no-nonsense task with a deadline. If you couldn’t find your soulmate at their senior prom you settled for a benefactor garnished with a penis.Read More» Posted by Kelsi | 0 comments
I attended a Jimmyjane private showing of Hysteria in the Opera Plaza Landmark Theater in San Francisco. Hysteria is a romantic comedy about the invention of the vibrator to cure female hysteria– a man-made illness assigned to bored, sexually unsatisfied housewives in the Victorian Era. While their crotchety old husbands fail to recognize their clitoris, a young attractive doctor found every woman’s clitoris in London with electrifying power.Read More» Posted by Kelsi | 0 comments
The French call orgasms “la petite mort,” which translates to “the little death.” While an orgasm might seem like the antithesis of death, “la petite mort” isn’t simply a case of the French being terminally ironic. There are some similarities between the ephemeral burst of an orgasm and the finality of death.Read More» Posted by Kelsi | 1 comments
As an expert hula-hooper and someone who’s had sex once or twice, I can appreciate the importance of hip movement during the deed. Luckily, you don’t have to be a Zumba God to be good at sex. You just need to learn how to shallow thrust, swivel, and screw.
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There are so many online dating sites that finding a site that fits your dating needs is similar to choosing a boyfriend. If you are looking for someone with a particular background and religion you might have an easier time selecting a site. It gets a little bit trickier with the more general websites like eHarmony and Match.com. To make your search a little easier I reduced complex websites into oversimplified and somewhat cruel caricatures of themselves. Perhaps you’ll see the silver lining in one of these made-up mates…Read More» Posted by Kelsi | 0 comments
With the promise of an open-bar and booty (tons of prizes), I arrived at the International Lingerie Show. Lou Rivers of Nature Lovin’ Lubricants saved me a seat in the front, although most of what I saw was the backsides of lingerie models. It’s probably the most butt cheeks I’ve ever seen. The models strutted down the catwalk showing off their assets– pasties, garters, corsets and fishnet stockings.Read More» Posted by Kelsi | 0 comments