Back to (Sex) School Giveaway
September has a different meaning in adulthood. You’re not praying every night of summer that your breasts will blossom, or that you will finally grow peach fuzz above your upper lip by September. Now, you’re just hoping that your balls or breasts don’t drop before you have a chance to have sex again. The excitement of new beginnings is replaced by a stagnant feeling of, “this again?”
Don’t worry friends, I’m here to take you out of your misery (and you didn’t even know you were miserable before you started reading this!)
For the next week I’m giving away products that will make you feel orgasmic, happy, confident, and turn you into a sexy beast. Here’s a sneak preview of the goods. All you have to do is follow me on Twitter and retweet my posts about the giveaway. I can only ship to the U.S and Canada, sorry!