Unknown Pleasures

I never used to prioritize my own pleasure during sex. Of course there were those few gods of oral sex who knew exactly how to flick their tongue to make me come. But mostly I was having mediocre sex without any clitoral stimulation.  I never expected to orgasm because my main concern was getting him off.

But then I got a vibrator. I went to Good Vibrations, a sex positive store that celebrates female pleasure.

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“The One”

Although finding the “the one” might seem like an outdated aspiration for the modern woman, the idea of soulmates is perhaps more pervasive than ever.

Our grandparents and even many of our parents married young because of financial necessity. Women needed men to leave their home and begin their adult lives. Finding love was a no-nonsense task with a deadline. If you couldn’t find your soulmate at their senior prom you settled for a benefactor garnished with a penis.

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Erotic Masquerade

What sinister pleasures await behind the security of a decorative mask? With the additional advantage of hiding your true identity, will you obediently participate in the festivities? Or will you be a mischievous trouble maker to those around you? Select your proper facade carefully, as you may find yourself permanently becoming this unfamiliar version of you. Get ready to masquerade!

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The MDNA of Sexuality

As the disembodied sounds of church bells and wind chimes echo over a gothic cathedral setting, a sumo-sized thurible smokes and swings heavily over the excited crowd. Robed monks pace and strut as they begin to call out the female Demon waiting patiently behind a giant stained-glass cross. The archways slowly begin to open and allow a blinding stream of light to bleed onto the audience, when the holy words “Oh my God” erupt over the speakers.

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Oral Strips & Dirty Martinis

Dirty Martini (Salt Licked Off)

My first day of work I had my pick of extra small and small  tanks and tees— all  very soft and  versatile.  Black with white nondescript writing—“Masque”—a cool, and in fact somewhat hipster slogan.  The tank I chose matched with everything, and reminded me of previously purchased American Apparel items, except with a very supportive  built-in bra.  I wore it promptly.

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Audioblog: The Housemate and The Cock Ring

Cock rings have been around for as long as there’s been cocks for them to be around. Now, there might not be archaeological evidence supporting that, but the point is, they’re just one of those things that, unless you grew up Amish, you’ve been aware of for a long time. But how many people have actually used them? Intern Steve gets to the bottom of the cock ring in this new audioblog.

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Christian Lube-A-Ton

Announcing some history and a joke from Emily Morse’s office, where we love our Louboutins, “Lubes“….

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International Lingerie Show in Las Vegas

Emily and I attended the International Lingerie Show (ILS) in Las Vegas. A bunch of companies in the sex industry come to Vegas for three days to display their goods. At the conference there is a lot of tacky lingerie and tourists from Middle America getting glittery eyelashes glued on while hesitantly picking up dildos. Scantily clad women stand next to booths, admired as products. They are paid to smile and be cute. In Las Vegas, most everything is treated as a commodity, especially women.

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Wear Your ‘Hard-On’ Your Sleeve

It’s no secret that men are naturally horny creatures. I can vouch for this when I say I masturbate almost once a day — I’m not ashamed to admit this, I’m actually quite proud of my manhood. Whether by hand or with the additional help from an outside device, masturbating is one of the most rewarding male pastimes. For one reason or another a lot of men seem to be intimated by the idea of introducing their most-prized appendage to a sex toy. If you can get past the fear of the unknown you’re in for a wild ride!

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Miss Advised Women Play: Never Have I Ever & Would You Rather

The Miss Advised  women got together to play a titillating game of “Never Have I Ever” and “Would You Rather.” in Andy Cohen’s office at Bravo.  Never have you ever played “Never Have I Ever”?  It’s simple, we all put up five fingers and take turns sharing something we haven’t done like, “never have I ever had a threesome.” Had a threesome? You put a finger down (you’ll have to watch to see what’s revealed). The one with the most fingers left, WINS!  Watch us confess some “activities” from our sexual past.  Check out the video here!

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