Join Me for a Beer on the Roof

I started online dating as a joke. Alright I was somewhat serious about it. I spent hours on my profile answering questions just so. I drink, but only socially of course. I’m really good at hula-hooping and the first thing people usually notice about me is the giant gyrating hoop around my waist. Never be too serious and never admit too much.  Message me if you’re looking to join me on the roof for a beer.

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My New Best Friend. Hint: It Vibrates.

 

Diamonds have always been a girl’s best friend. That is, until I met my new BFF’s– premium vibrators.

The Mystic Wand Waterproof Vibrator is my new favorite. It’s a clitoral stimulator with different speeds, which satisfy the new sex toy user as well as vibrator connoisseurs. I should also mention that the Mystic is the little sister of the Hitachi Magic Wand, one of the most powerful vibrators in the world.

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Is ‘manjuice’ one word or two?

My former intern Erin wrote a piece on me for the Bold Italic: “SF Sexpert Will Be on TV Tonight.” She wrote about her experiences as a Sex With Emily intern, Miss Advised, and the semantics of man juice. 

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Special Delivery

I never thought I’d be so excited about getting a toy after the age of 11. I knew that changed when the butterflies in my stomach caused me to jump from my seat to greet the postman as he walked into the Sex With Emily office. We knew what was inside that delightful package (mind outta the gutter people). The interns and I had been agonizingly waiting for this delivery since we got the call from Jimmyjane.

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How I Got Over my Fear of Balls

Balls can actually be cute and cuddly if you give them a chance. That is if they are on the right guy of course. The fact is they are simply too big, strange and dangle too much to ignore. At least this is what I have come to believe after years of trying to pretend balls don’t exist.

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Carnal Confessions

In Catholicism, the Sacrament of Penance is a practice of the Church in which people confess their sins and have them absolved by the priest.  For the Catholic Church, the intent of this sacrament is to provide healing for the soul as well as to regain the grace of God, lost by sin.

We did something a little bit different in our confessional at Treasure Island Music Festival…

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The Creepy Scientist

By Lauren

I went on a date the other day… and what I left with is proof that money, status, and a fancy car is not the ultimate recipe to landing ladies.

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Pizza & Porn Party

By: Erin
Monday we were discussing the best post-sex activities, then the interns were assigned to watch porn over a glass of wine. Best double shift ever.
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