Hi! I pushed a baby out of my vagina three months ago! Still reading? Stay with me, it’s going to get more interesting. Most days, the idea of having sex has me feeling… well, look left.
Oral and intercourse are awesome, but once we are allowed to go all the way, we forget that there’s fun to be had with just your hand in someone’s pants. Hand jobs are great for many reasons; they’re an erotic way to feel in control as you make your lover orgasm, they’re fun and easy to do while driving in your car, and they also have a sexy nostalgia to them.
Now let’s kick it old school and get down with some handsy basics.
October kicks off Halloween season, and many of you are already imagining getting your hands on some sweet treats– and I’m not just talking about candy. Between the promise of sexy costumes and nights of snuggling up against your partner, watching horror movies, everything about October makes us want to get our hands on our boos.
Which is why we’re going to teach you all the tricks and treats of proper fingering techniques.
Gather round ye young maidens and lads; let us learn the sacred perfection that is man’s erection! Tis’ actually true that the history of the tremendous phallus is rife with celebration, mystery and adulation. It’s been worshiped and deified for thousands of years. From tip to taint, the anatomy of the penis, it’s cultural significance, and modern day uses, are all pretty extraordinary.
Penis research also reveals some fairly strange mythology and a few less than appropriate examples of object worship from all around the world. Overall, as engorged and hyperbolic as some facts about the peen may seem, it really is a fascinating organ.
At the corner of happy and healthy, chances are you’ll find something a bit more exciting than cold relief tablets from your local Walgreens alone.
Here also stands the prostate—a walnut-sized gland capable of revolutionizing the orgasm as average guys have come to know it. Earning its claim to fame as “the male G-spot”, this pleasure-packed organ, when stimulated, is capable of both strengthening and intensifying climax by a whopping 33%!
With summer soon a thing of the past and all things pumpkin spice on the horizon, we say goodbye to warm weather staples like barbecues, pool hangs and exploring the open road. Even though this year’s sunny season has come to a close, the good news is not all road trips have to be kissed goodbye!
For September, we’re going “back to basics,” covering all there is to know and (more importantly) not ignore when it comes to the fundamentals of sex. This time around, we’re charting the course of pleasure roads sometimes less traveled with the ever-elusive “erogenous zone.”
Things are really looking up for people with disabilities. It’s 2017, and our dating game is stronger than ever. We are out and on the prowl, looking for our next big love or our next late night romp. Though we hope that every new person we meet has the kindness to respect our disability, sometimes we just end up being the first disabled person to ever cross their path and things get really uncomfortable really quickly.
If that ends up being you, and you wind up meeting an incredible, sexy, disabled human, I’ve got a few easy tricks up my sleeve to welcome them into your life (and maybe even your bedroom) without offending anyone.
“Chains and whips excite me,” might be what Rihanna said, but I personally prefer belts and floggers. Though when the song came out, I was only starting my journey into the BDSM world, so all things naughty excited me.