It is one of the very few things in existence that garners universal obsession of the masses. It’s reputation is unmatched in its complexity. Some regard it as the holy grail of every prepubescent male. Some seek its amity for the entirety of their lives. Some call it the rubix cube of life.
Amidst the memories of high school, most of us probably recall a few horror stories, or at the very least, some unpleasant times. We’ve tolerated teachers we hated, suffered through classes that could never appeal to our interest, and had information shoved down our throat that only left us wondering, “how is this useful?” Regardless of usefulness, at least it was factual; it was knowledge.
By the time my boyfriend and I had settled into a sex routine, I had already forged a firm and profound bond with my Magic Wand. No person had ever been able to deliver the type of orgasmic experience that my wand and I shared. It satisfied my sexual needs efficiently and effectively, and continues to everyday, no matter my relationship status. Continue Reading
The month of June signifies a slew of special occasions. It marks the start of swimsuit season, reminds us all to appreciate our fathers, and signifies the beginning of summer vacation. But just because June brings about the end of the school year doesn’t mean our education has to stop with it. In fact, the month of June is actually Adult Sex Ed Month (thanks to sex educator and writer Bobbie Morgan)! You might be thinking Adult Sex Ed? We should all have that stuff figured out by the time we reach adulthood right? Well, unfortunately, this just isn’t the case. Continue Reading
Whenever the subject of kids comes up around my mom, I always tell her that my brother will have to be the one that provides her with grandchildren. Her response is always the same: “You’ll change your mind, you’ll want to have kids.”
I knew the minute he told me that it was bullshit. I knew his opinion was wrong. I had learned enough about the female anatomy to know, logically, that my vagina was totally normal. No previous partner had ever made mention of my pussy being anything but a wonderful and satisfying place to be. I took care of it, I loved it, I even named her Tallulah Belle! Still, despite my better judgement, his uninformed opinion about the narrowness of my vaginal canal affected me profoundly. Continue Reading
We all have that friend that is around all the time, but as soon as they are in a new relationship, they completely disappear. And then sometimes… That person is us. When we’re so consumed with that feeling of newfound love, it’s hard to remember all of the other things in our life that bring us joy on a regular basis, like our friends for example, our hobbies or even our families.
It’s okay to take interest in your beau’s life, but you shouldn’t let this new person—who’s been around for a total of five seconds—consume your own life in the process. Continue Reading
For us males, the equivalent of this hidden gem would be the prostate, or the P-spot. It’s no secret that a man’s prostate can stimulate his sex organ in unspeakable ways, and eventually lead to an explosive climax. Enter the Black Pearl from Vibratex. If diamonds are a girl’s best friend, then the Black Pearl is most definitely a guy’s best friend. A gentle-yet-powerful male vibrator, the Black Pearl places the stimulation right where you need it most. “X” most certainly marks the spot!
Sometimes my feelings become so strong they’re unmanageable. Sometimes, I’m so caught up in my emotions I can’t function before funneling my affections into something outside of myself. Sometimes I experience love to a degree that I have an unstoppable need to profess it in a letter. So this is a love letter to one of the most important and impactful members of my life. Continue Reading
Dinner and a movie… sounds exhilarating, right? Just about as exhilarating as a routine dental appointment, if you ask me. This Valentine’s Day, why not spice it up with a new and sexy date idea that you and your loved one can share for the first time together? Save the regular old romantic theater trip, sunset stroll on the beach or Italian dinner for any other Friday night outing — Make this V-Day one to remember and do something sultry and steamy instead.