While the Great Recession may primarily be remembered as the worst time in human record to graduate from college, buy a home, be remotely middle class, or impulsively wager your manhood on the continued strength of the Greek economy, those in the know will someday fondly recall this interminable era as the unprecedented Age of The Sex Toy.
Balls can actually be cute and cuddly if you give them a chance. That is if they are on the right guy of course. The fact is they are simply too big, strange and dangle too much to ignore. At least this is what I have come to believe after years of trying to pretend balls don’t exist. Continue Reading
When the substantial fortune of Florida millionaire and Polo champ John Goodman, 48, was threatened by a wrongful-death lawsuit caused by his drunk driving, he made the responsible, mature decision and adopted his 42 year old girlfriend. Wait, what? Continue Reading
In Catholicism, the Sacrament of Penance is a practice of the Church in which people confess their sins and have them absolved by the priest. For the Catholic Church, the intent of this sacrament is to provide healing for the soul as well as to regain the grace of God, lost by sin.
We did something a little bit different in our confessional at Treasure Island Music Festival… Continue Reading
Miami U is down with the five finger shuffle…. as long as it’s not in the showers.
“Oh, you think you have semen related costs?” -Pregnant woman Continue Reading
I went on a date the other day… and what I left with is proof that money, status, and a fancy car is not the ultimate recipe to landing ladies. Continue Reading
