Get Oral Sex
Get oral sex as much as you want?
If spelling it out doesn’t work, there are other ways to get your partner to perform more oral sex, and enjoy it.
How to Get Oral Sex
1. Go down on them
Whatever you do, don’t go down there and weakly flap your tongue for thirty seconds. Stay there for a good chunk of time and explore what your partner likes. Ask directional questions and listen for responses. Is there a quickening of breath? moans? Exclamations of joy? You might be onto something. If you’re not trying, why the hell should they? You may have to stay down a while, but if you give you’ll most likely receive.
2. Bring the romance back into Blow Job
What’s more romantic than doing something you don’t necessarily want to do for someone you love? Show your appreciation while they’re balls deep in your junk.
Make eye contact, run your fingers through their hair, and massage your partner’s body while they’re going down. Do not, I repeat DO NOT push or pat their head.
Most importantly– be enthusiastic. If you aren’t a moaner, get creative and communicate your pleasure in other ways. This can be as simple as saying, “that feels amazing.” No one wants to huff and puff while you silently lay there. (the uninspiring grunt at the end doesn’t count). If you want to get oral sex ever again, you’re going to have to do a hell of a lot better than that.
3. Show the love
Let your partner know they’re a god or goddess of oral sex. And if they’re not blessed with natural abilities, gently help them find their powers. “You know what I think would feel great? If you licked the tip of my penis.” Be positive. No one wants to lick your thing if you’re a grump. With positive reinforcement they’ll probably want to show off their skills sometime soon. Maybe even tonight.
Also, women might enjoy giving oral sex more if it tastes like chocolate, strawberry, watermelon, or mango. Try Masque: Sexual flavors to mask the taste of semen with flavor.