Have Sex Standing Up
Get off your lazy butt and have sex standing up! Find a big, firm tree trunk to lean up against or do it in the shower! Just make sure you have something to grab onto so you don’t slip and break your neck. There’s nothing worse than falling while your penis is inside a lovely lady.
The kitchen is one of the best places to have sex standing up. After all, the way to a man’s heart is through his
stomach penis. Clear off the kitchen counter (this is not a good time to introduce knives into your sex life) and go at it.
Sex Standing Up in the Kitchen
1.Start by warming up your lover with a little oral sex.
2. Before she jumps into you arms, have her lift one knee up.
3. She’ll be easier to lift with her arms wrapped around your shoulders. You can help support her by holding her feet, thighs, or butt.
4. Most kitchen counters are the perfect height for this position.
5. Alternate with her lying first on one side, then on the other. You can use her shoulders for support while you thrust.
6. End in doggie-style. Her body tucked in a tight ball will provide fabulous friction for you both.
Sex Standing Up Tips
- Don’t be shy—get a little closer, explore your partner with lips and hands to build arousal.
- Work the frottage, which means rubbing on your partner for erotic titillation.
- She can brace her body against a chair to create more resistance, which leads to deeper thrusting.
Image from my book, Hot Sex: Over 200 Things You Can Try Tonight
Taking a stand and having sex will make you feel like you can do anything! After you have sex standing up, go out and climb a mountain or go skydiving. Or maybe just collapse in bed and have guilt-free lazy sex for the rest of the week.