How to Play Balls

calvin_klein_underwear_adIt’s no secret that I’m a big fan of the male anatomy. In fact, I don’t even have a favorite body part because I love it all. Is that a crime? Of course not! What’s your favorite body part on a man? Does anything stand out to you? Is it his chest, arms, legs or neck? Perhaps it’s the penis. Most men love their penis and appreciate when their partners love it too.

The penis is the main event most of the time, but I don’t think it deserves all the attention. Now don’t get me wrong, I love a good penis too, but I think his little buddies down there are just as great. It’s time they got some love!

In case you haven’t guessed by now, I’m talking about balls here. I’m sure you’ve heard multiple names for balls like testicles, ballsack, manliness, nuts, jewels and testes. (Let me know if you can think of more in the comments!) You can call them whatever you want as long you don’t ignore them. I know that balls are not the most attractive body part — some may view them as downright homely — but you might be surprised with what you can do with them!

Here are tips to help you incorporate balls into your sex routine, using both your hands and your mouth:

Massage ‘em

It’s time for a good ol’ rub down for the balls. You can massage his balls as you lick and suck, or try out a totally separate ball massage! Remember to be extremely cautious when handling his balls. One wrong twitch of the hand could petrify his members. Here’s a couple tips to et you started:

  • Use gentle pressure with your fingertips. Start by tapping lightly on his scrotum (like you’re playing on the piano.) As you continue, experiment with varying pressure and pattern. Maybe even give them a light tug and watch how he responds. But remember, be gentle!
  • Dont neglect the shaft when working the balls. Of course, getting your testes touched can feel amazing, but a man’s pleasure center is without a doubt, the penis. Chances are, you can fit both balls in one hand, so use your other one to stroke his shaft and the head of his penis.
  • Pay attention to the perineum! The perineum is that little area in between the scrotum and the anus, also known as the taint. Some guys might shudder at the thought of you touching this part of him, but trust me, it feels good. Massaging the perineum can also stimulate the prostate which can produce powerful orgasms for men.


Lick and Suck ‘em

Yes, that’s it!. Using your mouth during sex doesn’t always just mean deep-throating his dick. Licking and sucking his balls will blow his mind if done correctly. Here are some tips:

  • Don’t bite! It might seem obvious, but I’ve heard this story more than I would have liked to. The testicles are a sensitive, gentle, and very vulnerable part of the body. Don’t be the person that destroys them!
  • Use your tongue! Lick it like an ice cream cone! Vary the pressure, length and placement of your licks. Massage them with your tongue gently and change up the pace. If you can manage to get a ball completely inside your mouth, move your tongue around the ball while it’s in there.
  • Don’t be afraid to get wet. You might think that too much saliva is sloppy, but you can use it to your advantage! Lubrication always helps sex acts go more smoothly, and guys usually love it when things get messy.
  • Don’t smack your lips on the balls! Porn stars make this look and sound sexy, but it might be painful if you do it wrong. The pressure of smacking your lips might be too much for his balls. Be considerate and don’t try this at home.

Now remember, it’s important to keep an open mind throughout this process. Not all off these tips will work for you, that’s okay. Take what you need, put your own flare into it, and watch for his cues. You’ll be surprised what you’re capable of when you try something new. Don’t forget: Before you go balls to the wall, freshen up the little guys with Emily & Tony’s DownUnder Comfort, a cream-to-powder formula that keeps your most private areas touchable, clean and sweat-free. Good luck lovers!

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