Sexy Holiday Travel Tips

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With Our Tips You’ll Feel This Sexy

Merry X-Mas, Kwanzaa and Happy New Year!  A belated “Chanuka Sameach” to the tribe members.  Not matter what holiday(s) you celebrate, most of you are probably traveling around this time.  Sex With Emily only wants fun and pleasure  for you during Winter vacation.   Here are some tips to guarantee ecstasy and calorie-burning so that the gingerbread, fruitcake, and egg nog can be worked off…

1)   Vixen it up-

I don’t care how much you are longing to wear sweats on the way to Grandma’s house.  Don’t.  Wear your most figure-flattering items with sexy lingerie underneath.  Pick red or green to be festive; or, have Winter warm fur (or faux fur) embellishments on panties to stay warm.  Even if your travel companions aren’t sexy, you’ll feel hot.

2) Pack for personal pleasure-
Most of us are probably from cultures not sexually attracted to blood family members — but, that doesn’t mean that you can’t pleasure yourself over the holidays.  Pack a pocket size vibrator such as from the Screaming O.   The discreet “Lipstick Vibe”  comes in lipstick form.  Give it to Mom as a gag gift or pack an extra for your prepubescent cousin– it’s never too early for lessons.

 
3) “Heading” on the road?-
 Long trip with a lover?  Bring Masque oral dissolving strips.  The strips er, come in an array of flavors including chocolate, mango, and strawberry.  Perfect for fellatio while traveling or masking breath after dinner.  Do more than kiss under the mistletoe.  We all need desert.

4)  Flight delay?  Get an airline lounge pass-

Clasically a privilege provided to first class travelers, airlines now offer the option of purchasing a lounge pass for around $50.00, which includes an open bar, and, oftentimes a more upscale crowd.  Additionally seats are comfortable, spacious, and, sometimes you may find a large, handicap, unisex bathroom for nookie.

5)  Pack videos-

And, we don’t mean ones from Disney.  The Sinclair Institute offers Sex Education DVD’s which provides tips for everything from anal to cunnilingus.  Watch ‘em and learn ‘em on the way to Auntie’s, or, put them under the tree.

6)  For those flying, a handy diagram for the Mile High Club-

 

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