I started online dating as a joke. Alright I was somewhat serious about it. I spent hours on my profile answering questions just so. I drink, but only socially of course. I’m really good at hula-hooping and the first thing people usually notice about me is the giant gyrating hoop around my waist. Never be too serious and never admit too much. Message me if you’re looking to join me on the roof for a beer.
Background: 34-year-old guy, virgin, never had a relationship. This is due to my practically lifelong struggle with major clinical depression. The issues are largely resolved and I feel great! I’m now out there trying to meet the right girl.Positive qualities: I’m handsome, make $80k a year good personality, responsible, and am fit. Negative qualities: I can’t think of any. Continue Reading
I just recently signed up with OkCupid to give this online dating thing a try. I’m a newbie so I’m not up on all the rules and hidden rules. My question is would it be cool to tell a girl she’s cute in the first message? Are there any tips on what girls want to see in that first message?
Costa Mesa, CA
Online dating is about marketing yourself. The first message you send someone is extremely important. Be specific and show them that you have common interests. Emily gives essential online dating advice to improve your experience and success rate.
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