Ah the refreshing season of spring, when everything feels fresh, new and—dare we say—sexy. As the weather warms and the world blooms with fresh vigor, our primordial nature takes over. Simply put, it’s mating season y’all!
But as the highly evolved species we are, there’s a lot more to the season than just the birds and bees. In fact, most of us will kick off the longer days by spring cleaning our lives. Here at Sex with Emily, we’ve decided to combine these two pastimes to give you a fun guide to spring cleaning your sex life. So open up your windows and dust off your dildos, because it’s time to get your sexual space so fresh and so clean, clean.
I used to think that the phrase “Less is more” was a lie we told kids so they wouldn’t overdo it on the whipped cream, or sunscreen—basically anything that kids can get their hands on. Then I got older and started accumulating stuff, both literal and metaphorical. Suddenly the idea of “less” seemed a lot more attractive….
I know some people are really big fans of the holidays, but I have to say that spring has always been my favorite time of year. The sun is shining, the flowers are blooming and people everywhere get to trade in their oppressive winter coats for flirty sundresses and t-shirts… Ahhh the simple pleasures in life.
Besides the sexy new style options, one of my favorite parts of this season is the way it makes me feel, like anything is possible! Whether it’s an unexplored hobby, a budding romance or an ambitious new fitness routine, spring is well-known for being the season of fresh starts and new beginnings. That’s part of the reason why so many of us suffer through spring cleaning. There’s nothing sexy about 6 hours of concentrated decluttering—No, we do it for a much different reason. We clear out the old junk, both literal and figurative, to make way for better habits and the promise of new experiences.
So maybe you’ve done your share of spring cleaning already. You’ve re-organized your cupboards, cleared out your closets and even done some light tidying up in your love life, but there’s one area you may have overlooked: your goodie drawer.
Spring has begun, and whether you’re switching up your hairstyle, oiling up for the golden glow you’ll get at the beach or starting a new workout regimen, everyone seems to be doing their part, partaking in the yearly spring cleaning detox.
While I’m all for a good juice cleanse, a fresh new summer shag cut or a membership at the hip new Pilates studio, most people overlook one of the most crucial aspects of their lives that should be cleaned out regularly – their social media and dating websites. Continue Reading
It’s spring, you know what that means! Animals are mating, flowers are blooming and for some of us, it’s the season for relationship spring cleaning. Continue Reading
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Recently, I heard of this dangerous game people play while they are drinking. It’s called “Call or Delete”. The way it works is you get together with your closest and most trusted friends, who take your phone and go through the contacts. You randomly yell “stop” and whichever contact they stop on, you have to call right then and there or delete them off of your phone forever. I told you this was dangerous!