The 5 Sexiest Dogs & Their Owners

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sexiest dogs There’s nothing sexier than man’s best friend. Dogs make bland, unattractive people incredibly sexy. Or at least bearable to be around. Kloff, the iPhone app that helps pet owners mate with other pet owners, has discovered the top five breeds that make men more attractive. But what do the five sexiest mutts say about your man?

 

 

 

The 5 Sexiest Dogs (and their owners)

5. French Bulldogs 

Square jaw, small muscular bodies, and prone to wrinkles (the sexy and distinguished kind).

They have gentle dispositions and enjoy casual walks or jaunts down the boulevard. However, they do not like swimming or extreme heat. Honeymoon in Paris, not Hawaii.

Although they value human companionship and contact, they don’t fall into any specific relationship patterns. Some live in homes with families while others live in apartments and relish in the single life.

Their greatest strength is their sense of humor. They are clowns that like to be played with, as long as their playmate is gentle.

4. Siberian Huskies 

Sexy and rugged. Can pitch a tent with his own two paws. Beautiful pale blue eyes that pierce through your soul like icicles. They will take you out on a romantic sled ride on a snowcapped night. But they also know how to keep it casual and relax with the family.

They  are extremely intelligent, friendly, energetic, and loving. However, you have to tell them exactly what you want and train them to follow your lead. If you don’t secure your Husky he will become bored, mischievous, and unfaithful. They like to roam so keep him on a leash!

3. Labrador Retrievers 

Sleek yellow, black, and chocolate coats. They are loud, independent, and great with kids. They love their families and would do most anything to protect them. However, their bark is bigger than their bite. They are cuddly, wholesome creatures. So strap a studded collar on him and have some fun.

2. Golden Retrievers

You might not have contemplated the subtle yet key differences between a man with a Lab and a man with a Golden Retriever. While both are family-oriented, Golden Retrievers are more laid-back and social. They are quieter, more reserved creatures, and just as cuddly.

Their only drawback is that they can be a little high maintenance. Their lush golden mane gets everywhere and they need attention constantly. They want to hang out all the time so good luck establishing boundaries and sleeping in separate bedrooms.

1. German Shepherds

Brunette, sexy, limber, and strong. They excel in athletics and are extremely protective. They can seem overprotective at times when they jump at your friends and only want to hang out with you in group situations. Although they have a reputation for being aggressive, they can be very calm and reliable if you train them right. While I wouldn’t call Shepherds religious necessarily, they believe they have a purpose beyond peeing on things to mark their territory.

So gentleman go to your local pet shop or pound (for charitable points) and get yourself a hound. The dog park is waiting for you to unleash your sexiness. No matter if you see yourself as a French Bulldog, Siberian Husky, Lab, Golden Retriever, or German Shepherd, someone will hopefully respond to your animal call.

After all, you can tell a lot about a man by his dog(s). Dogs are the furry mirror images of their owners. Or if anything they reflect what their owner thinks about himself and aspires to be– free and wildly humping.

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6 Discussion to this post

  1. Cathy Brooks says:

    A lovely post … would love to see a parallel post to show the female side of things. :) One note – the dog you show in the Golden Retriever item is cute, but not a Golden Retriever. Probably mostly or at least part Golden, but my guess is that it’s crossed with Border Collie :)

    • Emily says:

      You’re right, he looks a little too petite to be a purebred Golden Retriever. But he’s Ryan Reynold’s dog Baxter, and he’s so cute! Definitely part Golden Retriever.

      • Robert says:

        It could be that she has a short coat. Since Goldens aren’t like Poodles or Bichons, whose hair needs to be cut every 4 weeks because it keeps griwong they do not shed their coats there isn’t anything you can give her to encourage hair growth. However ..Thyroid disease is very common in Goldens and one of the side effects is a very poor coat. It will be dry and short and sometimes thin. Of course there are other symptoms but this is usually the first one owners don’t usually associate it with anything “medical” so it goes undiagnosed until other problems develop it is detected with a blood test. Dogs with thyroid disease are put on medication and once regulated their coat fills in and thickens up becoming shiny and healthy.

  2. Ed U K9ted says:

    Correct– not a Golden. It’s a Nova Scotia Duck Tolling retriever, IMO.

  3. Fano Boss says:

    I have the greatest doggie ever, a GOLDEN BULL SHITZ. His name is Banjo and he is 50% Golden Retriever, 25% Pit Bull and 25% Shitzu.

  4. elizabeth says:

    I have to disagree with most of this list. Is it about the actors who own them or the dogs because three of the least sexy dogs are on this list. french bulldogs?!?! my good god are you serious!! leonardo dicaprio wasnt really hot anyway but now he is definitely not sexy. They snort and grunt, they have smashed faces and bug eyes which on a person would certainly be a turn off. And they eat their own poop and bark at everyone!!! Sexy is not this dogs style. Labs and goldens are great pets and lovely dispositions but they are big kids, kind of dopey and silly. Smart in this case is not sexy. Now, the husky and the shepherd are a good choice for the list and never forget the unforgettable doberman pinscher with the lean athletic body, intense expressions and loyalty, smart and emotional with a bit of intimidation. Other sexy dogs would be pit bulls when they have their moments, poodles can be birlliant and poised, blood hounds are so intelligent they make the list, mastiffs, because they look like lions, malamutes and boxers are good looking, and scotties are very smart looking too. I hate to see the wild animals of sexiness list- it would be chimps, hyenas, baboons, ostriches, and hippos. All are wonderful but sexy???

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