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Screen Shot 2016-04-04 at 4.45.14 PMLet’s be real– Everyone has a list of things they eventually hope to try in their sex life. One could even call it a sexual bucket list. This list can include anything from toys you want to play with to positions you want to try, even places where you’d like to get down and dirty. And while I’m pro-Carpe Diem and think having a sexual bucket list is about the coolest thing ever, my germaphobic instincts kick in when researching some of the things on my own list. Of course, having fun is important, but safety and health come first.  It’s important to be aware of the risks being taken when having sex in places that may not be as clean or sanitary as your bed is. I’ve put together a list of locations I think should be blacklisted from sexy time .*Sigh* no matter how fun they may be. Continue Reading

Sex in the newsAt this point in our sex lives, we all know that getting down in the bedroom can actually benefit our health! And since it’s so beneficial, physically, emotionally, spiritually, why wouldn’t we want to make it the absolute best that it can be? Well that’s where science comes into play. See, there are researchers out there every day, asking questions, recording data and dedicating all of their scientific brainpower to answering one question: How can we make sex even better? Continue Reading

Screen Shot 2015-05-14 at 3.58.22 PMI remember a time when nearly all girls were adamant that they would never have sex with a guy after only the first date. In 2015, a time of extended freedom and altered expectations, does that still reign true? I feel like there’s a more even mix of opinions on the matter these days, so the question remains: Is it appropriate for a girl to initiate sex on the first date or for the first time with a new guy? Continue Reading

top_10_sexy_ways_to_tease_him“Waiting to have sex” seems like a thing of the past doesn’t it? In fact, after even uttering the phrase, one is instantly transported to a time of jukeboxes, pop and fedoras. Until recently, people were expected to holdout until marriage due to stringent sexual taboos and traditions. Therefore, exploring the many joys of intercourse on a first date would not only hinder your intimate relationships— it could possibly exterminate your social life all together.

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Flying-Circus-Sex-PositionEveryone wants to show off that they’re a dynamo in bed and to do this, different sex positions are a must! It’s important to know there is more to our sex lives than just missionary. Variety is the spice of life and makes things extra spicy in the bedroom. There are a ton of sex positions under the sun and a lot of them should be tried at least once. But some of them are a bit too dangerous and straining to even try.

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I am an all-time proponent of experimentation and just plain switchin’ it up with sex positions. However, I’ll be the first to admit, I’ve suppressed a couple of giggles when it comes to doing certain sex positions. Through the span of my life, there’s been some interesting moments but I’m glad that I did try the full spectrum of sex positions (as funny as they seem) because I have a better sex life for it. So here’s a list of sexual poses I’ve had to muffle a laugh for while assuming the position: Continue Reading

In a gripping exposé that takes the romance of stargazing to a whole new level, Intern Steve uncovers a sexual community based around a love for The Girl Next Door – the girl in this case being Selene, the Moon herself. Speaking to a representative of the Lunarsexual community, we learn about some of the clique’s turn-on’s, turn-off’s, and what happens when you greet your idol with a little too much enthusiasm.  Tune in below!
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Surrounded by boot cut jeans, bobs, the Black Keys, and anything remotely connected to Wes Anderson, the grave of George Santayana is surely witness to perpetual turning in our retro-obsessed age. But there is one last bastion of modernity into which nostalgia and vintage-worship will never encroach, and that, my friends, is America’s love of the bald pubic mound.

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When the freshly-jailed psychic Karl Lang used the promise of communicating with the dead as a means to getting his clients naked and performing sexy dances, he not only highlighted the importance of exercising rational thought as a defense against preposterous charlatans, but he invoked the specter (excuse the pun) of using more macabre elements to spice up one’s love life. Strip Ouija anyone?
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