It’s raining in Los Angeles. And it’s coming down hard. Out on the sopping wet streets, I can hear the crescendo of passing sirens getting louder and louder, then quietly fading to nothing. It’s probably cops. A lot of us Angelenos go kinda crazy when the weather gets like this.
I know, I do.
My lover telephones to say, “Sorry sweetheart, I won’t be able to make it.” (Well he sent a text, but you know what I mean).
I’m already climbing the walls when I get the news I’d be riding solo. And there’s no sign this rain is letting up anytime soon. The city is soaked but there’s an electric pulse in the air that makes your whole body hum with anticipation. A storm is coming in.
What’s a girl to do on a mad night like this? If you think I should watch a movie or curl up with a good book, then you don’t know what kind of a dame you’re dealing with.
No. There is only one thing to do. Well, two things to be precise… two very special things. And this is their story: a tale of two wands. Continue Reading
Let’s play a little Valentine’s Day fantasy game, shall we? Don’t worry; this will be super easy and fun.
Here’s how to play: Relax your body… take a deep, deep inhale… let it all out with a sigh. Take a few more breaths until you feel yourself getting languid and relaxed. Now start to imagine your ultimate Valentine’s Day date.
Let’s fast-forward through the dinner and champagne, the eating too much candy or hiding disappointment that someone forgot you don’t actually like red roses. Instead, focus on all the ways your lover makes you feel. Picture your bodies entwined, kissing, maybe playing a little rough before lightly brushing your fingertips over their body. Now hold on to this thought—no, hold on to this feeling—because this is how you plan the ultimate Valentine’s Day. Continue Reading
Ah Valentine’s Day… the one day a year to be unabashedly and wholeheartedly invested in celebrating amore. Of course, all of us here at Sex with Emily celebrate love and sex all year long, but even we recognize that Valentine’s Day is extra special. Or at least… it used to be.
From the chubby cherubs to chocolate hearts, everything about this designated day of love has started to feel a bit bland. V-Day has fought off the title of mere Hallmark Holiday for some time now, but a recent survey from epi24 (creators of Womanizer) found that people, women especially, are less interested in Valentine’s Day than ever before. In fact, 41% of respondents said they’re dreading the holiday—and those were just the ones in relationships. Yikes! Continue Reading
Why is it, that the holidays can still inspire awe and wonderment… in adults? Especially in our modern times, isn’t it fascinating that we still get so excited to celebrate old traditions and sing songs about Santa Claus? We know the truth behind that naughty Elf on the Shelf and we’re not likely to hear sleigh bells ring anywhere but the mall. Yet, somehow our eyes still light up and our hearts feel a little more full this time of year. Why is that?
Who doesn’t love the occasional quickie? We’re not just referring to sex here. Well… we are, but we’re talking about other kinds of quickies too. Like a quickie workout that makes you feel powerful, quickie shower to feel refreshed, or a quickie luncheon to connect with your BFF when all you have is 30 min to hang… quickies can be just what you need. As the holidays draw closer, time seems to speed up and before you know it, you’re looking for last minute gift, and you need quickie shopping and quickie solutions.
We have you covered! Often, the presents saved to the last minute are the stocking stuffers or little extras you need to make a main gift pop. We’ve put together a stocking stuffer gift guide that will make your last minute shopping fast, easy, and awesome. Continue Reading
Ah the holidays! What fun it is to ride and grind against that someone special. We know Santa comes when you’ve been good, but who comes when you’ve been bad… very, very bad? I do. It’s me, “Bad Girl Santa.” I know I don’t have a beard that’s white as snow, a sled, or eight tiny reindeer, but hey, I’ve got the boots and the crop so let’s get this XXXmas party started. Continue Reading