The holidays have arrived and on this show, Emily answers your most pressing questions to ease your mind and make this season a sexy one.
Ah, the holidays. We are all conditioned to believe this is the most wonderful time of the year and sure, it has its moments. But if you just so happen to be single, the holidays might take on an entirely new meaning.
Every song, every commercial, and every movie on basic cable paints a picture of the holidays being a time to celebrate with your significant other, leaving uncoupled folks everywhere wondering “What about me? Where’s my holiday happy ending?”
Not all sex is created equal. There are those nights of sweet relief after six minutes of rolling around before returning to your Amazon Prime, and that’s fine. We won’t disparage what may seem like routine lovemaking, because at least you’re still doing it. Sometimes a basic quickie is the perfect thing – like in the morning, when her hair’s a mess and your breath is stank but you just go at it doggie style before work or the farmer’s market. And that’s nice too.
But then there are those other times…
When it comes to being bad in bed, there’s one particular move that gives all men away: The dreaded jackhammer. We get it, thrusting like a power tool may feel GREAT for you; on the receiving end, however, it’s a little less enjoyable. In fact, it’s almost like you’re jacking yourself off, only with her vagina instead of a hand.
If masturbatory sex is what you’re looking for, invest in a Fleshlight (No seriously, do it. They’re the next best thing to actual sex!) Don’t get caught making this mistake, here is #3 Doing The Jackhammer
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You’ve been planning for months, scrimping and saving every dime, doing odd jobs and searching for coins in the couch cushions, fantasizing of the day that you can make your escape. It’s time to forget about the water bill and the countless work memos that keep sliding into your inbox; you’re taking your first trip abroad! You want to see it all; the culture, the architecture, the nightlife, and especially, the people.
A survey conducted by Tripadvisor showed that 58 percent of people admitted to hooking up while on vacation. Maybe it’s the sun, maybe it’s the alcohol, or maybe you feel like you just goddamn deserve it.
Whatever your reason, if you’re looking for new experiences under the sun and under the sheets, you aren’t the only one. So sit back, relax, and pack away a few of these tips for hooking up on your overseas journey… Continue Reading
It is one of the very few things in existence that garners universal obsession of the masses. It’s reputation is unmatched in its complexity. Some regard it as the holy grail of every prepubescent male. Some seek its amity for the entirety of their lives. Some call it the rubix cube of life.
When done correctly, a blow job can be the perfect weapon to have in your arsenal. It’s hot, it’s intimate and has the power to catapult you to new realms of ‘dream girl’ territory, not to mention inspire your partner to return the favor. But more importantly, a great blow job can be a lot of fun! Continue Reading
In addition to being a holiday of remembrance, Memorial Day weekend is kind of like the unofficial welcome back party for summer. Over the course of the weekend, we will ceremoniously say goodbye to Pumpkin Spice lattes, Ugg boots and oppressive winter layers, and open our minds to the scintillating possibilities of the summer season. Barbecues, beach trips and warm weather adventures are right around the corner, so why not start the season off with a bang… Literally! Continue Reading