I pursued several talents in my college years to hopefully share with the world, but they never worked out for me. I thought about fashion design, theatre, and even accounting. I wanted to give back to the community, but couldn’t offer much. Then I started thinking about my talents, and they all led me to the bedroom, the janitor’s closet and the theatre parking lot. I met a lot of guys along the way, and they helped me find my calling; I give great head. Sure, it’s not what I was looking for, but you can’t deny raw talent. Someone spread the rumor (it was me) and I got a lot of practice in the sack. It’s safe to say my blowjob game is on point.
All it took was one lonely night on Tinder to get me distracted. I ran out of swipes after returning from a dating hiatus, and my swipes wouldn’t refill for another twelve hours. My girlfriends were out of town, and I was desperate for some company after watching all ten seasons of Friends on Netflix. That’s when temptation kicked in. I tucked my dignity into bed and downloaded the hottest gay hookup app, Grindr.
If fairy tales teach us anything, it’s that happy endings do exist. In the case of a happy ending coming in the form of an explosive orgasm, we can agree that this key theme in myth lore appears fairly often for many. How we set about in obtaining this ‘happy ending’ differs with each person and now…sexual orientation. Continue Reading