How to Give a Blow Job

how to give a blowjobI know, you already know how to give a blow job. I thought I did too. Then I talked to a bunch of men and women about their preferences and techniques. I was still pretty convinced I knew how to give a blow job. But then I  met Conner Habib, a gay man who happens to do porn. And if anyone knows how to give a blow job it’s going to be a gay porn star. Here’s some of my advice, Conner’s advice, and all the advice I’ve received from my Sex with Emily listeners combined into one glorious Blow Job…

 

10 Tips on How to Give a Blow Job 

1. No Teeth

Alright, we’ve all heard Cosmos “give him a little nibble” advice, but that stuff is not for the faint of heart– or penis. While some people like to pucker out their lips, the safest bet is to stretch your lips completely over your lips. Once you look like a toothless ninety-year-old, you’ll be ready to S some D.

2. Under Pressure

One of the biggest BJ mistakes is not applying enough pressure. While you don’t want to go vampire on his penis, you are going to want to suck. If you’re not sure how much pressure to apply, pop up and ask him. Remember, all men have different sensitivities. Sucking on the head is overwhelming for some guys while other guys love it.

3. Helping Hand

A helping hand compensates for any lack of pressure from your mouth. While you don’t need to use your hand for good blow job, it does make it a hell of a lot easier. A hand gives you lots of momentum and the freedom to focus on the head. Plus, you don’t have to swallow his entire penis. Some men like it when you give their penis a slight twist while licking on the tip.

4.Lick it

Swirl your tongue around the head before swooping back down his shaft. Circles are always good when it comes to genetalia. Do whatever you need to do to keep your tongue up and licking. Try to imagine you’re licking an ice cream cone and not a fleshy appendage protruding from his body.

5. Speed Racer

Unless you want his penis in your mouth ‘til death do we part, keep up a quick pace.  However, there are always exceptions to the rule. Some men will want you to make love to their penis with your mouth. If you’re going to slow it down make sure your tongue doesn’t fall asleep. Keep it working the shaft and tip.

6. Grab life by the balls

There are two kinds of men in this world: men who really want you to touch their balls and men who really don’t want you to touch their balls. You can find out what kind of animal you’re dealing with by giving his testicles a light tap. Try caressing his balls while you suck on his penis. Pay attention to how he reacts. If he’s enjoying it, massage his balls while you have his penis covered with your mouth.

7. Deep throat

We all know that many guys love deep throating, gagging, and all that fun stuff. While a Hand Job/ Blow Job hybrid certainly gets the job done, deep throating can be thrilling….in a horror movie kind of a way. Okay maybe it’s not that bad, but it can get pretty intense. Relax your throat and only go down as far as you feel comfortable. Breath through your nose and lick while his penis slips down your throat.

8. Variance

While some dudes are one trick ponies, most guys like it when you change things up every once in awhile. Changing things up does not mean trying something really creative and different right when he’s about to come. It’s finally almost over, don’t spoil it now!

But you should lick outside your comfort zone from time to time, especially if you’re sucking on the same penis everyday. If you’re deathly afraid of his balls, grow a pair and bounce them around in your hands. If you’re always using your hands, suck it up and give deep throating a try. Or if you’re feeling generous give him a blow job right when he walks in the door.

For all the straight dudes reading this, know that we will never fulfill your tender dream of a BJ while you play video games if you do not learn how to properly lick a clitoris.

9. Eye Contact

Look lovingly into his eyes while his penis plummets towards your gag reflex. Or at least try to resist the urge to give him the death stare that says,  “if you don’t come soon I’m going to kill you.” Make eye contact while you’re licking his tip, and look like you enjoy it. His penis is an ice cream cone, remember? 

10. Enthusiasm

Or in other words, just look like you give a sh*t. While most people don’t adore having a penis bobbing in and out of their mouth for 30 minutes, you still act like you’re having the time of your life. Enthusiasm is key for both cunnilingus and fellatio. You LOVE your partner’s genitalia. You draw doodles of their penis with hearts and they write love poems to your vagina. That is simply the basis of a good relationship.

You might not always be super pumped when your mouth is  balls-deep in his junk. But you do it because you care about his happiness, and hopefully he’ll lick yours after you lick his.

If you enjoy giving a BJ it’s because you get pleasure from giving pleasure, and you’re good at it damn it. Don’t ever do anything half-heartedly or half-assed in sex. With a tongue on his tip, finger on his balls, and your eyes on his eyes, go down on him like you mean it.