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Is your vagina tired, rundown, listless? Does it poop out at parties? Is it unpopular? Fear no more! The answer to all your troubles is here! (Yes, this is a play on I Love Lucy’s “Vitameatavegamin” skit).
Vaginas. So magical, yet so misunderstood—even by those of us that own one. Continue Reading
The vagina: a warm, moist cave of pleasure and mystery, surrounded by the wondrous valley that is the vulva. Women love them; men love them; but do we all really understand them? Most of us would like to say that the answer to that question is yes. Unfortunately for a portion of those poor souls, their knowledge barely scratches the clitoral hood. Just like a woman’s mind, vaginas can be hard to read. Even if you’ve been up close and personal with dozens, the complexity of the vaginal area cannot fully be conquered without some semblance of outside facts. Continue Reading
The vagina. The female sex organ. A woman’s genitalia.
It is one of the very few things in existence that garners universal obsession of the masses. It’s reputation is unmatched in its complexity. Some regard it as the holy grail of every prepubescent male. Some seek its amity for the entirety of their lives. Some call it the rubix cube of life.
I know, the vagina is a magical place. Who wouldn’t want to crawl inside? Interestingly enough, one American in Tübingen, Southern Germany got the chance, and his enthusiasm led to a massive rescue involving 22 firefighters.
The offending vagina is a sculpture called the Chacán-Pi (Making Love). The sculpture consists of…well…a giant vagina. It’s made of 32-tons of red Veronese marble and is meant to signify “the gateway to the world.” Maybe this is an explanation for what the young American Student was searching for when he crawled inside. Continue Reading
“HAVE U NEVER SEEN UR VAG BEFORE? I’M LOOKING 4 U!!”
When YouTube star Davey Wavey posted this ad on Craigslist, he was not just being your run-of-the-mill Craigslist creeper. He had something in mind, and his intentions were much more honorable than one might think: His goal was to help women learn to accept and love their bodies by confronting their vaginal fears.
So what would cause a woman to go her entire life without once sneaking a good look at her own undercarriage? This was Davey Wavey’s driving question. When he placed the ad, he wanted to reach out to these women, and learn more about their reasons for never taking a closer look.
A young Tennessee woman named Dallas Archer, 19, was getting booked for driving with a suspended license, then right after the police found a gun in her vagina. Yes, her vagina. The Daily News reports that the gun was found when an officer noticed an “unknown object” in Archer’s groin. Continue Reading
Where is the clitoris? Answered.
I wrote this blog because so many people are too embarrassed to just ask, where is the clitoris? People assume they should already know where it is, even though no one ever talks about it.
That is not to say people don’t talk about sex. Teenage boys can’t stop talking about porn and the hot girl in Algebra class with the budding bosom. But they don’t know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Continue Reading
