Freaky and naughty sex can be fun. Embarrassing sex? Not so much. Awkward and strange things will happen during sex that you will have no idea how to react to. I’m here to tell you how to navigate this strange and confusing world of queefs, moans, howls, blood, and liquid explosions. Here’s how to survive with your dignity and an orgasm. I think you’ll have a good laugh as well.
Remember, “Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you react to it.” Being good in bed has a lot to do with your attitude, no matter if you ejaculate in 30 seconds or erupt in queefs. Of course, that is not to say you should have a good attitude if someone is not treating you appropriately.
Any situation where you tell someone you’re uncomfortable or ask them to stop, and they proceed anyway, is sexual abuse. The second someone does not give you the respect you deserve, get out of that situation as quickly as possible. You owe this person nothing. You especially don’t owe them your body. Make sure you and your partner consent before having sex. A very intoxicated person cannot consent.
Once you have consent, proceed to have all the naughty, freaky and yes- sometimes embarrassing- sex you both want.