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Stuck in a masturbation rut?

Ever wondered if it could be due to your Zodiac sign?

Most of us have heard a thing or two about horoscopes.

We’ve laughed about Scorpios being dramatic, Libras being indecisive, and Geminis being, well, let’s just be nice and say erratic!

Whether you ascribe any significant weight in your life to Zodiac signs or not – they sure are fun to read. Plus, you can decide if you relate to them or not.

If you’ve ever found that to be an enjoyable pastime, welcome to the most fun one yet – your masturbation horoscope!

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Don’t be sad that the Masturbation month of May is over, because my Sex-O-Scopes are here to help you harness the astrological influences of June for your sexual benefit.

We have a few more weeks left to enjoy this Gemini Season, which brings out our social and vivacious vibes. Gemini is represented by The Twins, and has a lot of duality energy.

Talkative Gemini is ruled by Mercury, who governs communication, no surprises there. Everyone would be wise to communicate their thoughts and feelings clearly and kindly this month. Some dirty talk wouldn’t hurt either…

On June 21st, we enter watery Cancer who lends us her sweet and tender maternal energy. So enjoy your sexy social energy while you can, because soon Cancer season brings us indoors to rest and restore.

 

If you’re new to astrology, feel free to just look up your sun sign. If you’re more experienced in the astrological realm, you may enjoy looking up your Venus and Mars positions also, as these rule your sex and romance zones.

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We are deep into Pisces season, so expect to have a lot of emotions this month. Pisces is the last sign of the zodiac, which means this a great time to turn inwards with meditation, do some reflective journaling, or just lie in bed watching Friends re-runs.

So rock out to some Nina Simone or Rihanna (both are emotive Pisces Queens) and feel your feeling this month, and use my monthly Sex-O-Scope to harness the astrological influences for your sexual benefit!

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Just in time for Valentine’s Day, my February Sex-o-Scope is here. Harness the energy of the full moon to bring more pleasure and positivity into your life this month. This Full Moon will be in Virgo, which relates to our sense of clarity and order, bringing some much needed stable grounded energy.

Everyone will be feeling the urge to bring more order and organization into their lives, and it’s not just all the Marie Kondo you’ve been watching. We want to bring this perspective to our emotions, and this can be achieved through therapy, coaching, meditation, journaling, and reflective walks and baths. Now that we have some plans in place for our personal lives, let’s dive into the sexy stuff!

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