Emily and her mother are spending the weekend together at a spa in Sonoma. Emily dedicated her book, Hot Sex: Over 200 Things You Can Try Tonight to her mother and Menace isn’t sure what to make of it.

Why you might be able to blame your mattress for the horrible sex you’ve been having. How to strengthen your penis, how to go organic and orgasmic with Hot Rawks aphrodisiacs. Gaydar is proved by science and a poll shows people really want their significant other to cook. Emily has horrible Gaydar and doesn’t cook. Oh well.

Should you stay friends with your exs and people you’ve slept with when you’re in a serious relationship? Emily’s going to Mexico with the guy she’s currently dating and her ex.

Emily is your sex ed teacher and shares everything they should have taught you in High School, from female masturbation to how to spot a douchebag.