There are a few firsts that every guy remembers: His first erection, his first time seeing a naked woman, his first time “doing the deed;” and then there’s the one that no man forgets, even though he wishes he could: his first time caught masturbating. Continue Reading
Have you ever experienced a truly mortifying “caught masturbating” moment? Maybe your mom walked in on you mid-session, scarring you for life? Or your girlfriend stumbled across you with your pants down, laptop in hand while porn grunting? Well, no matter what happened, I guarantee you: There is a man in Germany who has got you beat!
Last Tuesday, German police made a quick stop at a home in the swanky Schwabing district in Munich. They were there to check on a 57-year-old man who, according to the neighbor who contacted the authorities, had not been seen in several days.
Emily is Las Vegas bound and wants to go to the shooting range. Strippers are the best talkers, orgasms at the gym while using the thighmaster, and your first time having sex will probably be horrible. It’s perfectly normal. Continue Reading