So you want to have a threesome? I’m laying down the law on how to do it right. It has to be her idea, and I’ll tell you how to make that happen. Do not casually suggest that you have a threesome with her best friend. She’s not going to like it. If you want to have a threesome, you must be extremely strategic and cunning. I’ll show you how to do it without having it end in a jealous hot mess.
Do you know how to lick it? A guy calls into the show for some advice on how to perform cunnilingus. He realizes that every woman is different and he shouldn’t go straight for the clitoris, but wants to know the specifics. I share step-by-step instructions on how to lick it.
I’m going to tell you how to navigate your sex life as a single person, because single people want to have sex too…sometimes more than people in relationships. I’ll also tell you how to find the right person whether you are looking for casual sex or a committed relationship.
The best dating advice does not involve using pick-up lines. If use a pickup line, you better use it ironically. You will get rejected instantly if you say, “did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” with a straight face.
Never take yourself too seriously. Being funny will take you a lot farther than being sexy and mysterious, unless you’re James Bond or something.
Here’s how to meet someone, approach them, and not scare them away on the first date.
Even if you think masturbation is
something the only thing you’ve mastered in adulthood, there are always new ways to do you. Think about it this way: would you have sex with the same person, the exact same way every time? I didn’t think so. Then why would you treat yourself that way? As Woody Allen put it, “masturbation is sex with someone you love.”