Hey procrastinators! I see you. You can stop feverishly searching the Internet now! Your last-minute gift list is here, because once again Amazon Prime saves the day. So go ahead and fire up those order tabs, because these sexy, sensual gifts will make it seem like you’ve been planning for weeks. Best of all, they’ll arrive right when you need them.
Your secret’s safe with me. Now jump on it and (assumes Dom voice) do what I say: seriously, go order your stuff.
For Your Sex Positive People
Vulva Candles
$15/each
I’ll take one in every color, thanks.
Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott Sexy Coffee Table Book
$64
A chic conversation piece (cover featuring Kate Moss).
Penis Cutting Board
$12
Bachelorette vibes but make it classy. This cutting board is made from hard wood (bamboo).
Get Naked Bath Mat
$24.99
Cheeky or pragmatic? Both.
Boob Shower Curtain
$22.99
Daily reminder that all breasts are beautiful.
Thanks for All the Orgasms Candle
$20
Gratitude is hot.
Vulva Mug
$12.99
Their new oral fixation.
**Treat yourself to this cute gift just for fun but if you’re gifting it be sure to double check that it arrives to where you live in time for the holidays.
For Your Sexy Lovers
Date Night Ideas Scratch Off
$17.95
Creative-but-doable ideas with categories like Break A Sweat / Munchies / Outside / etc. Turns “what should we do tonight…?” into a legitimately fun question.
Backpack Picnic Basket
$49.99
With cooler compartments, cutlery sets, bottle opener, plastic chopping board, plates, salt/pepper shakers – even a water resistant fleece blanket! This picnic is lit.
Better Together Intimacy Question Cards
$15
Conversation cards for a more connected night (and life). Deeper intimacy, guaranteed.
Kinky Blindfold & Feather Tickler
$14.95
Heighten the ~senses~ this holiday season.
For Your Cozy Folks
The Best Candle Ever
From $30.59
Don’t ask me…ask the nearly 3,000 5-star reviews. It’s giving Gilded Age luxury.
White Noise Machine
$21.99
The perfect machine for sleep or drowning out vibrating sex toys.
Aromatherapy Heating + Cooling Pad
$23.99
Herbal aromatherapy that you can use hot or cold. Cramps and tension headaches don’t stand a chance.
Silk Bed Sheets
$400
For your spoiled pillow princess / prince.
Lube/Massage Oil Warmer
$49
World’s most underrated yet most effective sex accessory. Never suffer genital-chilling cold lube ever again!
Silk Eye Mask
$24.99
Went to sleep, felt cute.
Moon Lamp
$14.99
The perfect witchy, vibey light for your witchy, vibey folks.
For Your Gourmands
Cheese Fondu Set
$39.99
But tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1959!
Chef-Grade Cheese Knives
$79.97
To slay their next charcuterie board.
Boba Tea Kit
$39.50
Whimsicality in a cup.
Tea Gift Set
$25
Get a little more zen with every sip.
Infused Olive Oil Gift Set
$52.80
For dipping bread, making fun salads, and being a culinary badass.
Grow Your Own Garden Set
$179.95
No sunny window necessary, because it comes with grow lights (and seed pods). Harvest your own herbs, greens, tomatoes and more right there on the kitchen counter.
For Your Self-Care Squad
Mini Thera Gun
$149
You know I like a good vibe. This one gives deep tissue massage on the fly.
Lo Rox Body Sphere
$30
Strengthen your core and pelvic floor with this handy tool, developed by an exercise scientist and fascia expert. Psst: strong pelvic floor = strong orgasms.
Wishing you a happy and pleasure-filled holiday!
