Good things can come in small packages… So what actually useful, actually sexy, actually giftable items can you find in teensy tiny sizes that are perfect for holiday stocking stuffers?
Answer: all of this.
I’ve done the hard work for you, with small gifts that increase pleasure across the board. From thoughtful wellness items to trending beauty finds, sexy home goods to sex toys, consider this your all-gender guide to their best little gifts.
Creature Comforts.
Cozy Earth Socks + Mask
$44 (socks) // $36 (mask)
Why they’ll love it: Because they feel like clouds for eyes and feet.
How to use: For a blissful night sleep and perfectly sweet morning.
Cryotherapy Ice Roller & Gua Sha
$9.48
Why they’ll love it: Instant face depuffing in the AM.
How to use: Freeze roller and gua sha for 30 minutes while you enjoy coffee, rub along face for instant glow.
Equilibria Recovery Roll-On
$45
Why they’ll love it: Soothes sore muscles in a flash, with oh-so natural ingredients.
How to use: Along the temples for tension headaches, across the back after work, on any body part that feels cooked post-workout.
**Use code “SEXWITHEMILY” for 15% off your order at Equilibria
APOTHEKE Mini Candles
$12 each
Why they’ll love it: Turns their room into spa vibes: each one is made with perfume-grade oils.
How to use: Light anytime you want a more sensual atmosphere.
Great Vibes.
Magic Wand Micro
$85
Why they’ll love it: The most powerful vibe you can get in a size this small.
How to use: Often. This is many people’s go-to masturbation toy.
Je Joue Duet Bullet Vibe
$65
Why they’ll love it: Raised pleasure points for surprising “pops” while they masturbate.
How to use: Alternate between the smooth side and bumpy side on your inner thighs and genitals, or insert for shallow – but glorious – penetration play. Want more of a flutter sensation? Try the Amour Bullet Vibe.
**Use code “SEXWITHEMILY” for 25% off your order at Je Joue
Womaness Gold Vibes
$27.99
Why they’ll love it: Looks like lipstick, acts like an orgasm machine.
How to use: Take off the silicone sleeve to reveal a cute metallic bullet vibe. Lots of people like the harder surface feel.
Bellesa AirVibe
$99
Why they’ll love it: Because it feels like top-shelf oral sex and G-spot massage.
How to use: With enthusiasm. Insert insertion arm with lube, apply pleasure jet to clitoris, prepare for earth-shattering blended orgasms.
LELO TOR 3
$119.25
Why they’ll love it: Keeps the penis harder, longer, while vibing on the clitoris or anus during penetrative sex.
How to use: Stretch the ring over base of the shaft and testicles, turn vibrator towards them, enjoy mutually orgasmic pleasure.
Emojibator Chili Pepper
$35
Why they’ll love it: Their stocking just got spicy.
How to use: For surprisingly powerful solo sex, and cheeky foreplay.
PlusONE Rose
$27.99
Why they’ll love it: Clitoral euphoria inside an adorable flower.
How to use: Apply to clitoris for tantalizing vibrations and enjoy additional sensation from the fluttering petals.
Le Wand Bullet
$89.99
Why they’ll love it: Ultra-chic vibe to shoot them into pleasure heaven.
How to use: Vibe along any area that craves deeper touch. Psst: this swanky bullet comes with two silicone textured sleeves, to transform their experience.
WeVibe Moxie+
$149
Why they’ll love it: Party in their panties.
How to use: Secure in place with accompanying magnet. They (or you) can control it with the touch of a remote or app, for naughty public play.
Vesper by Crave Necklace
From $69
Why they’ll love it: Looks like a cool necklace…but it’s actually a vibrator.
How to use: Personalize with a special engraved note, wear it on dates, use for intensely good vibration.
Arcwave Voy
$99
Why they’ll love it: Puts an exciting squeeze on their masturbation routine.
How to use: Fit it along the upper part of the shaft, tighten as desired (there are 8 tightness settings to find the perfect fit), feel the toy work on the Merkel-Ranvier receptors: sensitive areas of the penis that respond well to applied pressure, for a seeing-stars orgasm.
Sex + Beauty Elixers.
Le Labo Lotions
$79
Why they’ll love it: Smells like the famous perfume.
How to use: For their added pleasure, volunteer to rub it on their body.
Morgasm
From $54
Why they’ll love it: A lickable lube that makes genitals tingly, orgasms way stronger.
How to use: Liberally. Apply to your pleasure zones before solo or partnered sex.
Playground Mood Maker
$29
Why they’ll love it: Gets blood flowing exactly where they want it.
How to use: Creatively. It’s a sex oil, but you can rub anywhere – genitals, inner thighs, neck – you want to enhance pleasure.
Promescent Pleasure Pack
$38.61
Why they’ll love it: People with penises last longer, people with vulvas get aroused faster.
How to use: Pick your potion, apply with abandon, have hot (and longer-lasting) sex.
Wander Double Date Lip + Cheek
$24
Why they’ll love it: Super pretty lip/cheek flush that’ll make them look cute (and awake) in holiday photos.
How to use: Dab on the cheeks, lips, and/or eyelids, take abundant selfies.
Ralph Lauren Cologne
From $127.30
Why they’ll love it: Instant compliment-generator.
How to use: Spray anywhere you’d like them to come closer.
System JO Flavored Lube Pack
$19
Why they’ll love it: Lube is a must for sex, period. But these ones turns oral sex into dessert.
How to use: Apply to genitals, lick away. When transitioning from oral to other forms of play, neither of you will be sticky: just satisfied.
J0 Malone Nectarine and Honey Blossom Perfume
From $80
Why they’ll love it: This is my favorite perfume and I’ve worn it for years, can vouch for its effect on people (positive).
How to use: Apply anytime you’d like to feel beautiful.
Laneige Besties Set 
$35
Why they’ll love it: Because they’ve seen it on TikTok and Instagram and are hoping you’ll buy it for them.
How to use: Cleanse, mask, ultra-hydrate your lips whenever you want that filtered look (but IRL).
Thrive Liquid Lash Extensions Mascara
$25
Why they’ll love it: Because it looks like they’re wearing falsies. Also because it currently has 36,000 rave reviews.
How to use: Anytime you want to show off new, unfairly long lashes.
Brazilian Bum Bum Cream
$22
Why they’ll love it: It’s a visibly firming body cream that smells fantastic.
How to use: Smear it on the booty or thighs for yummy pistachio, caramel and vanilla realness.
Yummy Things.
Troomy SHINE Mushroom Gummies 
From $34.99
Why they’ll love it: Tastes like candy, works like a natural beauty enhancer thanks to collagen and tremella mushrooms.
How to use: Eat 2 daily for skin/hair/nail support, enjoy your cute mirror reflection.
TRUFF Starter Pack
$59.99
Why they’ll love it: It contains the world’s most perfect hot sauce, plus yummy salt and truffle oil.
How to use: At-home date night for impressive cooking.
The Cocktail Box Co. Cocktail Kits
From $21.99
Why they’ll love it: They can make themselves the perfect drink in-flight, at a hotel, camping, or chilling at home. Just add alcohol.
How to use: Follow the (easy) instructions, and when you’re done, keep the tin: you can purchase a refill kit from this brand.
Moon Juice Full Moon Sachets
From $35
Why they’ll love it: Each sip boosts brain, spirit, sexual arousal and beauty.
How to use: Mix in your coffee or smoothie for a secret boost.
Cymbiotika Longevity Mushrooms
From $54
Why they’ll love it: Because it’ll make their workouts feel supercharged.
How to use: Take a pouch daily: mix it right into your fave beverage or squeeze directly into your mouth.
Practical Realness.
Frownies
$24.95
Why they’ll love it: The natural way to stave off fine lines.
How to use: At bedtime. Stretch skin, apply adhesive side to area of concern, wake up to smoothness.
Dagne Dover Toiletries Bag
$45
Why they’ll love it: Ultra-organizes all their little potions.
How to use: While jet-setting, but it’s cute enough to carry as a clutch.
Universal Socket Adapter
$12.99
Why they’ll love it: Makes home improvement an absolute breeze.
How to use: With a drill. It adapts to any drill bit, saving literal hours for the handyman/woman.
Homesick Hot + Bothered Oversized Matches
$6
Why they’ll love it: Flirty box, satisfyingly large matches.
How to use: Strike a match, light a candle, enjoy sexy flickers.
Beis Jewelry Bag
$34
Why they’ll love it: It has secret compartments to avoid annoying necklace tangles.
How to use: Pack pretty things, travel well, look fabulous.
And there you have it: stocking, stuffed.
Whether their vibe is sensual, utilitarian, or a little bit of both…you have everything you need to delight them. Quality gift-givers are legitimately sexy, and now, you’re one of them.
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